few things that made my day yesterday, or maybe not.
1) When my tuition kid asked me, "Bang, is China in ASEAN." -.- yes, i gave him that look at honestly broke the news to him. " You're gonna fail tommorow." China in ASEAN?!
sigh. whats happening to the education system?!
2)When this "special" guy (he's mentally disabled), barged into the toilet and Tanah Merah Mrt and asked me,
"Are you malay?"
"Technically, yes", I replied with an intellectual snort.
"Which country?" he enquired again curiously.
"Italy?" i replied hesistantly.
"I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!!" at this point he was so happy.
"Likewise bro, take care now." as i made my move.
: D I'm glad he's so happy coz he saw me. hahah! whoever your name is, just dont do that to some serial killer or something, you might end up in crime watch.
3)oh of course meeting the missus made my day. she had to cover my eyes from behind and i nearly thought it was the guy from the MRT toilet and i went like "WOOO!", but apparently she giggled and i recognise straight away it was my angel. :D
And she insisted on walking and then offered me to exchange her white "tik tok" shoes with my comfy sneakers which i declined and as a result we took the bus home instead after walking to the next bus stop. WOMAN CANT ROUTE MARCH FOR NUTS! lol! :D
4)And then i decided to book in at 2330hrs. Bought mee rebus and stuff. As i walked along the dark corridors towards my bunk, budak-budak setan from my department decide to "park" a pocong at a dark corner which caused my precious mee rebus to slip out of my hand and causing me to have a matrep fit.
"EH TAKOT KAPER?! KALAU BERANI DATANG LA!" I blurted out, when honestly, at this point i was actually thinking, "shit, is this for real. please say its a prank."
lol. ye la wa wobble la. sua sendeng sikit. favour eh takmo spot.
oh and they decide to give me an early birthday bash with excuses like "maner tau besok-besok kao amek off kaper. boleh lagau, kita lagau dulu."
thanks eh, pocongs. nearly got me there. actually they got me for a while. I was so relieved when i heard them laughing and when Pai jumped out of the bedsheet , he's covered in.
sigh.
another tuition lesson today. But today its maths! yeay shitloads of homework for him! *start circling pages and folding them for his homework*

ABANDON INSTINCT. I WAS
IN A LOOP OF A VISCOUS CIRCLE.
IT WAS A TO HAVE
YOU.